Lilsister and Scarydancer are just back from their Manchester jollidays, which was fabulous for me as I got to roam about the apartment and feel very sorry for myself on Saturday night, thinking about Exhimself and how nobody loved me. Ah, parties!
Naturally Lilsister stole everything not nailed down in the hotel room, including what is actually called an ”executive” shower cap. We took it out of it’s box, put it on our heads and have concluded that it appears to be the same as every other shower cap in every other hotel room in existence, but that we must be wrong, and ignorant, as we cannot see it’s executive powers. We must be silly billys indeed not to recognise it.
I have also received a box of vaginal wipes, which I am thrilled about, as a girl can never have too many. Luckily, these wipes are completely flushable, although not bio-degradable, which is a serious flaw I would have thought? Now if I ever get caught out having sex with a stranger on my way to work I need not fear, as my vaginal wipes will erase all evidence of fun times in an instant!!!! And should I give up on our planet, and life in general, I know that the toilet will be the only one that knows my dirty secrets.