I answer another call.
”This is ridiculous. You never called me. WHERE is Noreen?”
”Excuse me madam how can I help you?”
”Who’s looking after Noreen’s customers now that she has retired?”
”Is there anything I can help you with?”
”Noreen used to call me when the balance on my account was low. Now she’s bloody retired and I have no idea what I am spending!”
”Have you considered reading your statements madam? They do give you the balance on your account.”