Think First, Call After

”I just want to check if my new atm card will work in the atm machine.”
 
”Have you tried to use it in the atm machine yet?”
 
”No.”
 
”Maybe try using it first.”
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If You Don’t Ask, You’ll Never Receive

”I need brand new spanking coins, I was told to ring the Central Bank.”
”This isn’t the Central Bank.”
”Do you have brand new spanking coins?”
”We do not have brand new spanking coins.”

Did Your Mother Not Teach You Manners?

”I got an email from the bank, did you send it?”
 
”No, it’s possibly fraudulent, would you mind forwarding it to us?”
 
”I can’t I’m totally blind.”
 
”Oh right well no bother just delete them.”
 
”I can get my wife toKATHLEEN!!!!” (Screams this last bit in the MIDDLE of his OWN sentence and blows my eardrum out)
 
He’s blind but I am now deaf.

Is It Just Me Or…(Part 10)

 

”I want you to guarantee that this cheque will go through my account.”
”Have you sufficient funds in your account to cover it?”
”No.”
”Then I guarantee you that it won’t.”
”I need it to go through.”
”You could lodge money to your account?”
”I don’t want to do that.”