I was being measured for a bra today, and the girl charged with the task kept slapping me.
My crime? First one was that my straps were too loose. These were straightened, and I was smacked for being silly.
Second time I wasn’t putting my boobs into my bra properly. I was shown how (lean forward, place boobs in with hands) and I mentioned the last time I got a fitting I had been told this. Another slap.
After being disciplined I discovered to my horror that my boobs have gotten bigger and I am now the owner of totally unnecessary double F cups. After moaning that it was difficult enough to get bras to fit as a ‘normal’ F I was smacked again because I was in the ‘fuller bust’ section of this particular department store, and they literally had tonnes of bras for unfortunate double F carriers.
I bought several bras, matching knickers, and was told off at the till for thinking nothing would fit me. Then I ate cake.
