Another long day at work, today’s main topic being the Christmas party last night which I did NOT attend, and how one bloke thought it was hilarious to draw a girl’s lipstick all over her face.
This girl is of a gentle nature and I am quite upset on her behalf. Last week she told me through tears in her eyes how she was walking around a block of flats and espied a dog standing on the edge of a balcony. She screamed, told the dog to back the fuck back, which he of course didn’t do, and then she began to feel stressed as she was carrying a packet of ham in her hand, unbagged because she refuses to pay the 25 cents needed to buy them at the shops, and hoping the dog wasn’t thinking her screaming was an indication to jump down to her and the ham.
The dog never moved, but she stayed where she was whilst her boyfriend ran up to the apartment owners who expressed a total lack of concern, even stating that the dog regularly stood on the edges of the balcony, with no indication of jumping, for processed ham or any other reason.
My colleague was then so distraught at this additional information she went home for an immediate lie down.
Is this the sort of girl who deserves her lipstick smeared all over her face?