Back to work tomorrow, not in the mood. Overheard two girls comparing notes about how wonderful customers are when advised of delays due to traffic/weather/drivers not working as – Holy Codfish! – they decided to take a Christmas break to, you know, celebrate Christmas and all that it entails.
Many versions of ‘stick it up your hole’
‘Go and fuck yourself’
‘Fuck yourself and your drivers and stick it up your hole’.
The winner being
‘Go and die’.
A gentle time in the delivery business, here’s to treating people like shite when you’re standing bravely behind your telephone.